And the food was exceptional. This is the perfect stocking filler for anyone that loves a good old laugh. If nine don't get the taste out of my mouth I don't think ten will. Outside the question was asked, where the reply came, what we will do is is go into the bar and order drinks then when asked to pay what i will do is pop this sausage out from my pants and you can go down and suck on it, and from that we should get banned and turfed out of the pub with no bills to pay, free beer. The bartender is amazed and gives the man his drink. When you've had enough to drink they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.
Well my wife is so dumb she carries a cellphone and we have no cell phone service. The man returns a few minutes later and bets the Bartender 10 bucks he can bite the other eye. What a great plan his mate thought and true enough the first bar they entered into everything went to plan, they ordered a beer each and drank it down quickly then when asked for the money, out came the polish sausage and he went down and done his business. He swears every word is true. He was always fun be be around because he was smart, a bit odd, very intense, and exhibited sudden bursts of super human strength at opportune moments that extenuated the ridiculousness of the situation.
Discouraged, the guy goes to his car to sulk when inspiration strikes. I won my 15 dollars back. We've just released huge update to the! Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. As the bullfrog plays the piano the mouse begins to sing. Ok so it's a joke, we get it but if you are offended you have the right tone. Just place your bet in the thread of the day you're placing the bet, send mhc to that person, and you'll be taken care of. He realizes he has jumper cables in the trunk! You could have made millions with a singing mouse.
Yes this includes pming us less than an hour upon the conclusion of the game. A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. You can imagine the ruckus, you pair of filthy buggers get out of my pup now before i throw you out. The man stands up on the bar. The bartender asked, 'Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is? Self-referential jokes This kind of meta-joke is a joke in which a familiar class of jokes is part of the joke. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
. Think of it, they aren't directly or purposely trying to hurt our feelings in anyway, but it may. The first little pig walked into a bar. Well they went all the way down the street visiting every bar with the same joke, and it must be said they were quite pizzled by the end of the night and a long list of bars. The lack of punchline is the punchline. So he decides to name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. But it could be worse.
If you find a loophole in our rules, we'd really appreciate it if you pm us about it. He misses the shot glass, pisses all over the bar, the table, the glasses, the bottles, cash register - everything. There were a few people waiting before her, so she strikes up a conversation with the cock-bearing saint. If you have any questions whether something is line manipulation, odds are it probably is. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Finally, we also allow basically all International football.
A dyslexic walks into a bra. He sets the bullfrog down at the piano and it begins to play. Two weeks go by and the same man goes to the bar. But don't be calling the creator names because of it. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing.
If we haven't talked to you about this personally, you have nothing to worry about. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a mouse and sets him on the bar. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals. Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce , a hit song from 1937. Don't try and be cute.